Friday, December 18, 2015

Reactions to 10 moments in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Hey guys! So guess what! I've caught Star Wars: The Force Awakens! I got tickets for the premiere through Geek Crusade and I was extre...

Hey guys!

So guess what! I've caught Star Wars: The Force Awakens! I got tickets for the premiere through Geek Crusade and I was extremely excited about this. I even dressed up for the occasion!



ME AND MY DEATH STAR DRESS ARE OFF TO THE PREMIERE!!!

And it was great! I thought it was very well done. And I'm not going to give any spoilers but I thought that I'd share some of the thoughts that were running through my head in reaction to some of the lines I heard during the movie.

#1 Lor San Tekka: "This will begin to make things right."


YAYYYY STAR WARS MOVIEEEEEE.

#2 Rey to Finn: “The garbage will do.”

(Via Imgur).

HEY! ME WHEN CHOOSING MY EX-BOYFRIENDS.

#3 Han Solo (on being asked if he was Han Solo): "I used to be."

(Via Imgur).

Person, “Are you Jacqueline?”
Me, “I used to be."
Person, "Huh?"
Me, "I am now referred to as Your Majesty.”

#4 Rey (on Luke Skywalker): “I thought he was a myth!”

(Via MTV).

Yeah I know what you’re talking about. Guys who sound too good to be true are usually fictional.

#5 Poe to Kylo Ren after they stare uncomfortably at each other for a while: "Who talks first?"

(Via MTV).

Omg. Like when I meet people in the lift.

#6 Han Solo to BB-8: “Move, Ball.”


HEY I CAN USE THAT ON MY COLLEAGUE!!!!

#7 Kylo Ren to Darth Vader helmet: “I will finish what you started.”

(Via KCSR).

Why I Cannot Be a Supervillain Reason #4967439283
I have no sense of responsibility and if I can’t finish the things that I start on my own, how can you expect me to finish things that other people start?! Also I procrastinate too much and I’m easily distrac….eh look Forever 21 sale!

#8 Rey (to Han Solo): “I think I can handle myself.”

(Via Wired).

I’M A BIG GIRL I CAN HANDLE MYSELF, BUT IF I GET LONELY I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP. PAY ATTENTION TO ME I DON'T TALK FOR MY HEALTH.

I want you on my team.

SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE.



#9 Han Solo (when looking to dispose of someone): "Is there a garbage chute? Trash compactor?"


*stores line to use on other people*

Also reference to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope - Han Solo, ”Garbage chute. Really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered!”

#10 Leia to Rey: “May the force be with you.”


And Rey didn’t reply with “and with you”. 没家教. Well it's no wonder Leia's looking so sad!

Okay! And now I've come to the end of my spoiler-free article on Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I want to say that I am very proud of myself because I recognised most of the location settings in the game. Like when Rey was in these forests of Takodana.
(Via KCSR).

I was like, HEY! This is where James camps out in one of those tower things and protects the base in Star Wars Battlefront. James is addicted to this Battlefront. Here is my pictorial evidence.
Anyway, in conclusion, I would like to say, Star Wars is good. Please go watch it. And for those of you who have already caught it, here's a pretty effective get rich quick scheme which I have been working on.
And here is a photo of Smith and me to end off.

May the force be with you.
❤ Jac.

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